Imma use this one soon. :)
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All of the ensemble sang for off-stage chorus in that song, and we all just came together and SANG that song. It’s really powerful moments like that in theatre that remind me why I’m a thespian in the first place. :)
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Child:
Where do children come from?
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Parent:
Well, son-
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Me:
The cow as white as milk the cape as red as blood the hair as yellow as corn the slipper as pure as gold
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Parent:
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Me:
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Parent:
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Me:
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Parent:
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Me:
GO TO THE WOOD!
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
BEST PUNS EVER.
HE’S BREAD, JIM.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY
i actually want this
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friend:
I hate theater kids
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me:
i'm a theater kid. why would you say that.
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friend:
because I knew you-
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me:
BECAUSE I KNEW YOU. BECAUSE I KNEW YOU. I HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR GOOD.
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friend:
this is exactly why
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me:
what do you mean?
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friend:
every time i see you, you just come out-
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me:
THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW. BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR THAT TOMORROW THERE'LL BE SUN
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friend:
why
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me:
i don't know what you're talking about
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friend:
You're not normal
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me:
I DON'T NEED A LIFE THAT'S NORMAL THAT'S WAY TO FAR AWAY, BUT SOMETHING NEXT TO NORMAL WOULD BE OKAY
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friend:
you see what I mean
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me:
YOU'LL SEE THE BEAUTY OF A STUDIO THAT LET'S US DO OUR WORK AND GET PAYED
// My face when I saw today Steve is working on another show://
First I was all:
And then I was all:
And now I’m just like:
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When I am with all my non-thespian friends they like to surprise me by saying something and then shouting “SONG” and if I cant come up with one, I loose. Haven’t lost yet ;)
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This is pretty much me for the entirety of “You Can’t Stop the Beat”. Not even kidding. THANK GOD I CAN HOLD THE LAST NOTE THOUGH!
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